The Big Monopoly announced this week that they will "redouble" their efforts to make Windows and their other products more secure. Of course it’s been almost two years since the BM announced improving security was the "highest priority" for the company. Notice how much more secure you feel?

Meanwhile, the European Commission is continuing its antitrust investigation of the BM. Maybe they’ll have the guts to do what W’s Justice Department was too big a wimp to do. I wonder. If Europe decides to sanction the Big Monopoly in some way, will W declare the Commission to be terrorists?