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New Rules

All five of these rules of thumb are funny but this one

The stupider your ringtone, the longer it will take you to answer your phone.

could be proven statistically valid.

As for this one,

If you own more than one Enya record you might as well buy all of them and make a little fort.

I’m not sure what it means, but I guess I’d better get started building. :-)

trivia, 5ives, humor

1 Comment

  1. Chris Lehmann

    I liked the comment about Ph. Ds who expect to be called Doctor. We see that in education all the time. The folks who have their Ph. Ds or their Ed Ds and *don’t* want to be called Doctor are usually the ones who have the most intelligent things to say.

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