You do realize that everything and everybody in the world is involved in a conspiracy, don’t you? A vast right-wing conspiracy? You bet! A liberal media conspiracy. Of course! A Bush-oil barons cartel? Naturally! A Clinton conspiracy? Which one? It doesn’t matter – James Carville is in charge of both! Don’t look now but there’s a conspiracy forming in the next cube over.

If you believe any or all of the above, then visit WHAT REALLY HAPPENED (all caps are essential for this place!). But please notify your shrink, before you go.