That’s where I spent most of this afternoon. Not in the store but assembling a piece of their furniture. Pure torture! For those of you who are blissfully ignorant of Ikea, it’s a chain of stores based in Sweden that sell pretty good furniture. The problem is that most of their stuff comes unassembled. While putting their stuff together is a pain, the bigger problem is that the instructions have absolutely no writing. Everything is in pictures and the ones in this package didn’t match the pieces in the box. So instead of a step-by-step process I had something similar to one of those big 3-D puzzles. And a wife who kept telling me how cleaver those Swedes are.