Arnold is supposed to announce whether he will run for Governor of California on the Tonight Show tonight. Why does that sentence give me a flashback to the wedding of Tiny Tim on the same show many years ago? Although they do have a certain surreality in common the main difference is that Johnny Carson made even the absurd wedding seem classy while Jay Leno will do little with Swartzenegger but kiss a lot of ass and be very unfunny doing it. But first, of course, he’ll do one of his very long and very boring monologues.

Meanwhile, Jerry Springer has decided not to run for the Senate from Ohio. That’s a good thing since we certainly don’t have enough trailer trash TV.