Newly added to the list…

The Democratic Presidential Candidates – None of these guys will win unless Bush screws up the economy enough to make people forget about the war and a charismatic unknown comes out of left field. Whoa! Rush of deja vu!!

Hillery Clinton’s Book – I’m going to wait for my next 600+ page work of fiction until Harry arrives next week.

The NBA and NHL Championship Games – It’s the middle of June. Aren’t these supposed to be winter games?

The Laci Peterson Investigation – This is NOT a reality series. Shut up until you have some actual news (are you listening Fox News?).