An article in today’s Washington Post says that VP Cheney visited the CIA “multiple” times over the last year to question their analysts about Iraq, al Qaeda and other terrorist stuff. In fact he visited so often that the Post says the CIA analysts felt pressured by Cheney.

Let’s get this straight… Dick Cheney intimidates the CIA. I just KNEW he had to be the scariest son-of-a-bitch in the USA!

The article also has one other piece of evidence that supports my theory. Cheney’s aide, who accompanied him on these visits, is named Scooter. Anyone named Scooter traveling with someone who scares the CIA must be packing some serious heat.