I’ve always loved the back to school ad that Staples office supply store runs every fall. This is the one where a father dances his way through the store collecting school supplies to the tune of "It’s The Most Happiest Time of the Year" while the kids scowl on the side.

This year they’re running another funny ad. In this one a kid tells her father: "But you said ‘school’s out forever’!". "No," responds the father, "I said ‘school’s out for summer’. Nice try!" The father, of course, is Alice Cooper – in full makeup. Man, do I feel old!