Who says doctors don’t have a sense of humor? In a letter to the prestigious (isn’t that the adjective that always gets slapped in front?) New England Journal of Medicine, a doctor has identified a new malady called "Hogwarts headaches". The pain comes from trying to read the entire fifth volume of the Harry Potter series in one sitting. And, according to this medicine man, it’s only going to get worse.

To support his diagnosis, Dr. Bennett used a chart showing how the length and weight of each of the Harry Potter books had increased each time, from 300 pages for book one to 870 for book five. "If this escalation continues as Rowling concludes the saga, there may be an epidemic of Hogwarts headaches in the years to come," he added.

I’ll take the risk! After reading The Order of The Phoenix twice, I’m more than ready for part 6.