Steve Jobs cranked up his patented Reality Distortion Field and presented a whole bunch of new stuff at his annual MacWorld keynote this morning. Cheap mini-Mac? Ok. iPod Shuffle? Yawn. iLife ’05? Some nice improvements, especially to iPhoto. iWork? Word processors are boring.

Overall, there’s some great hardware and software here – for other folks. However…

Where’s my G5 PowerBook????!!!!