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Having It Both Ways

NestlÄ“, the world’s largest producer of chocolate products, is buying Jenny Craig, American purveyor of diet programs (and really bad ads featuring Kirstie Alley).

They plan to make the acquisition the centerpiece of a new “nutrition unit” within the company.

Nothing more. Write your own joke.

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  1. Hah. I found this funny too and snarked about it.

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