Evidently some executives at the Big Monopoly in the other Washington are upset because so many of their employees are using iPods (some estimate as many as 80% of those with digital media players). I guess they just don’t understand why someone would want to use a high quality device that works without crashing.

So, what to do about all the iPod-using traitors? At least one employee has the right solution.

"I don’t really care if it pisses them off," he said. "I’ll argue why they’re doing it wrong. If you want me to stop using it, give me a product that works and is as easy to use."

Sorry. That’s against company policy.